When the lady depresses the brake pedal, the car stops!
It doesn't matter what kind of shoe she wears.
It doesn't matter what color her hair.
When the brakes are in good repair,
a lady never need exert a manly force upon the pedal.
At the very first sign of trouble,
a lady seeks vacuum assist assistance
from her friendly Columbian Volvo mechanic, Mr. Juan,
because a lady wouldn't want to be caught dead putting things off.

First I gotta go to the autozone
because there is one more thing I could try
which someone else would poo-poo
but I've been there before
where someone poo-poos my idea
but I was right.

I don't think I am
but it's something I need to do
anyway
whether it solves this problem or not.